it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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