At least make sure they are 18
Why
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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