I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I have already put on my inside pants.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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