doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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