Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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