The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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