If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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