its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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