Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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