Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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