Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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