what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
