so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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