I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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