What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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