We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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