went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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