you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
