i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
