Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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