Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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