have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
