the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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