Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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