using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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