If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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