Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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