I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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People with herpes should wear stickers.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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