One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
