His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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