i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Life is so much better after having sex.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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