Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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