we're blogging at a bar
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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