Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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