When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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