i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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