I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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