JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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