can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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