at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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