on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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