shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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