I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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