Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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