i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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