What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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