Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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