white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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