i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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