I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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