just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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