I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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