I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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