Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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