Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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